Actual Laws:
Chico, CA -Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
New York, NY - The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New York, NY - Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
Ohio - It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
Ohio - No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
West Virginia - Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
West Virginia - Whistling underwater is prohibited.
Jonesboro - It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
Wisconsin - Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
Kenosha, WI - No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.
La Crosse, WI - You cannot worry a squirrel.
Racine, WI - It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Arkansas - The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
Arkansas - Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
Topeka, KS - The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
Glendale, AZ - Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Indiana - Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
Massachusetts - Quakers and witches are banned.
Boston, MA - No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city.
Marlboro, MA - One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.
Minnesota - It is illegal to sleep naked.
Clark County, LV - An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time.
New Jersey - It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
Oklahoma - Whaling is illegal.
Ada, OK - If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
Clinton, OK - Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Tulsa, OK - You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.