Yes, it's a movie. A really funny movie about our dangerous neighbor to the North. But isn't there a little truth in every joke - no matter how sarcastic?

Wake up & smell the bacon people - we really do need to invade Canada. There are many, many problems facing our great country today. The acquisition of Canada's people, lands, resources, & funds can solve them all - at a mere fraction of what we are spending now! Let me outline the basics:

Canada has a large supply of oil & electricity. How would you like your gas to cost $1.50 a gallon, or have your electric bill cut in half permanently? All we have to do is send our boys over there, enslave the Canadians, put them to work in the oil fields & electric plants, and just take the finished products back to the USA.

What's that? You're against slavery you say? Well, as far as I know slavery was abolished in the USA - not Canada. I don't even think that Canada has a constitution. Any country that has no constitution should be enslaved.

Canadian banks are so well managed that they were actually, for the most part, not affected by the recent turmoil in the US banking industry. Our national debt is at an all time high. We have a lot of shit to pay for, like the war on terror and the bailout, etc. etc. etc. Solution - just take over the Canadian banks. Take all their money, collateral, reserves, gold, whatever the fuck they have and distribute their entire national wealth among US citizens.

Prisons in the USA overcrowded? No problem! We don't need them anymore. Send every prisoner to the northernmost part of Canada you can find & drop them there without a coat.

Canadian defense forces (all 3 of them) won't stand a chance against our military. This won't be a war. This won't even be a battle. There will be zero casualties, unless of course 1 of the 3 mounties opens their mouths.

What do we have to lose? World approval? We lost that already. Seriously now, our former president Bush & current president Obama have it all wrong. They really just don't understand how imperialism works. If you want to do a job, you have to do it right. If you want to be imperialist, if you want the USA to invade & take over other countries, you don't start with far away countries with guerrilla defense forces. You start with the local, easy ones that won't put up a fight first! Then you grow, expand, and take over the next easiest one. It's just like RISK or being a school bully. No one else in the world would blink twice if we acquired Canada tomorrow.

What about Canadians living in the US? Well we can finally get rid of them!

Now I know we have some great Canadian members of C420, so I did not forget you! You guys, your immediate families, & close friends would be exempt & granted automatic US citizenship. Distant cousins will be working the oil fields though, sorry!